Friday, April 20, 2012

I read something today...

I read something today, and it really struck a chord with me.  It is a quote off of Pinterest and I feel like it pretty much sums me up today.

It reads:
"Sometimes, the best thing you can do is not think, not wonder, not imagine, not obsess.  Just breathe, and have faith that everything works out for the best."

Yes.  This sums up my thoughts and feelings perfectly.

If you could not tell from other posts, or from talking to me in general, I tend to obsess about things.  A grand trait, if you ask me.  (NOT!!)

Things I tend to think, wonder, imagine, and obsess about.

I wonder if my children are truly happy?

I wonder WHY my dog HAS to sniff my crotch.  It's not like I smell like a dogs butt...at least I HOPE I don't (and if I do, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE TELL ME!!)   I come home, and he heads RIGHT for el crotcho.  REALLY Max?  REALLY??!! 

I wonder if the male checker at Albertson's by my house is ALWAYS bubbly and upbeat.  It is really refreshing to go to that store and find someone like him.  If he isn't always like this, then he is a dang good faker!!

On another note, someone came into the office yesterday to pay on their bill, and they said that their Paypal account (which was connected to their bank account) got hit from somewhere in the UK for over $9000.00!!  YIKES!!!  Makes me really paranoid that that could happen to just anybody.  And, if you don't look at your Paypal account very often, you only have 45 days to file a complaint.  THAT'S just crazy!! 

I would probably (hopefully) know if something was awry, since there isn't any money in my Paypal account, and it would come directly out of my bank account if someone were to hack into it.  And, ask my honey...I am pretty obsessive when it comes to my bank account.  He will be like..."I went to lunch at so and so...." and I'm like..."I know.  I saw it come out of the bank."  And he's like..."geez....I can't keep ANYTHING from you when it has to deal with buying something."  LOL!!  I don't look every hour or anything like that, but it just seems to happen right after he buys something.  Makes me chuckle.

I would love to be a little more obsessive about the cleanliness of my house.  I love a place for everything and everything in it's place...but I am running out of places in my house.  LOL!!  Doesn't help that I LOVE paper items.  As in, if I go to Staples, Office Max or Depot, or down the business aisle at Costco...I just want one of everything.  Really!!  And the smell of paper items.  My mother is the same way.  I must have inherited that from her.  MMMMM....printer paper.  Some girls like the smell of flowers...NAH...Give me the smell of Office Depot and this girl is in heaven!!

Speaking of smells.  I am pretty obsessive about bathroom smells.  I know, I know.  Everybody poops.  But, I don't want to smell it, thank you.  I don't want to even smell my own!!  LOL!!  Ashlyn told me one time, as we were in a public restroom, the way to prevent smells in the bathroom is a "courtesy flush."  Who knew??!!  You are half way through...and you give a flush.  Down goes the nasty, and doesn't sit in the toilet...stinking the place up!!  Good to know.  (It's AMAZING what they teach you in the Army!!)  LOL!!  Oh...and I can't stand the sprays that mask the odor.  It's like...here's some flower scented shit.  Oh, you don't like floral scents?  Well, here's some baby powder scented shit.  You get the idea!!  There is a bathroom spray called "Pure Citrus."  That stuff is THE BOMB!!  It takes the scent away...I kid you not.  (This is not a paid advertisement!!)

I was eating a boiled egg for lunch at work today and I was hoping and praying that nobody would walk by and think that I farted.  True story!!

Smells...yeah...they are awesome!!

It's supposed to be nice and sunny this weekend.  And it's about time.  I swear...I am starting to grow webbing between my toes!!

Have an awesome weekend all.  :)






1 comment:

  1. You crack me up! Funnt thing I wonder about all those things to so I guess we have a tad bit of crazytown in us both :)

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